I thought I had a winner from J. Crew, but their clothing always looks better in the dressing room because of their skinny mirrors.
I wish we could all have little, painless eye operations so we could always see ourselves and each other as we look in a skinny mirror. We'd be the happiest country on the planet. And the best-looking, at least in national polls. But until we have universal healthcare, I'm not even going to mention this to the Surgeon General.
Anyway, my J Crew striped tee looked more like a pajama top when I tried it on at home. It had slouched elegantly above my matchstick jeans in the dressing room but hung down limply to the top of my legs at home. How could I have forgotten that all J. Crew tees are 3 to 4" too long on me, even though I'm a little over the average American woman's height? Back it went.
Looks so much better in the photograph....
Yesterday, my L.L. Bean sailor shirts arrived. I opened the green bags with trepidation. Everything I've ever tried from L.L. Bean looked like it was meant for an old lady — but not me, some really plump and preppy New England dame. (I've been dressing like an old lady since I was 17, but not like that.)
These shirts surprised me. I was expecting the usual mid-weight cotton knit, but these are hefty, more like a lightweight ribbed sweater. Very substantial, pure "Peruvian" cotton. It doesn't feel soft, but that gives it a more masculine, "sailor" sttitude, too. All the French ones I looked at felt similar, but were cut too wide or too weird to look good on a normal-size woman.
Size extra-small fits me nicely. It's long and lean, even in my non-skinny mirror. I have some sympathy for all the truly extra-small and petite women out there — I'm a size 4 or 6 these days, with shoulders and long arms, so you size 00s, 0s, and 2s, are probably out of luck unless you want a tunic effect. You could try to shrink the heck out of it, I guess. This comes in women's sizes, but not petites.
The problem now is to decide on one color. The navy and cream looks graphic and sharp:
But the cream and navy seems more classic and versatile.
And I really don't need two in the same colors, even if they look this different. I tend to buy things I really like in pairs, but it's a silly, extravagant habit for a person with limited means and drawer space. Even at $29.50. At least I can take my time to make up my mind — and believe me, I will — since i'll be returning one to the Freeport store — in July. You are, of course, welcome to weigh in. Privately or publicly.
Just FYI, this shirt also comes in "girl" colors: coral, yellow, lime, turquoise. Very pretty, but not "me." And there's deep red, which strikes me as sort of gorgeous, suddenly, even though I don't usually like red.