It inspires me to see indisputable signs of progress in the world, as brave souls apply their creativity and brains to age-old problems.
Someone has created a partial solution to how to dunk two cookies into a glass of milk simultaneously. I salute that. (I say partial because the problem of the cookie dropping into the milk glass if you wait too long remains unaddressed. I know that's the main reason why spoons were invented, but I never remember to have one handy.)
You can find the recipe here. The Oreo part seems straightforward. Just make sure you use Double Stuff. This is not an alternative to the rice cake, after all.
If you're going to make these, please do me a favor and add a few M&Ms to the dough, and dip the cookies in chocolate. Live a little. Who says you can't have everything? And please send me a photo!