Monday, September 12, 2011

Tiny Wisdom

I have only a small discovery to report today: If you are so clumsy that your open-faced tomato sandwich goes flying through the air and splatters spectacularly on the floor, counter, fridge, dishwasher, cabinets, and you — it is still a tomato sandwich. At least in theory. At least if no one else was looking. Also: it will still taste like a tomato sandwich if you should recklessly choose to reassemble it.

Don't ask me how I know this. Please assume that it dawned on me in the shower, like most of my deeper thoughts. Please do not assume I was rinsing off stray bits of tomato brains (what else can you call them?) at the time.

1 comment:

  1. Those who say we haven't done the same are fibbing, I think. a restaurant, a whole nuther story! I'd never do that, hahameow. Not that the floors in my kitchen are any cleaner really...yes, they are and they are my germs. Oh, except for the ones I track in on my shoes. Oh, nevermind...I'm fine.


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