Pretty "Wainscott" d'Orsay pumps from Anthropologie, in two fabrics: peacock feathers or a butterfly garden scene. With patent leather bows that remind me of the birthday presents of my childhood.
They are probably ridiculously painful, and they are ridiculously expensive for sure. But who cares? Just the fact of their existence cheers me up. They're little works of art for our feet. (Not my feet, they're too rebellious, but I'd like to see someone wearing these. Maybe Kate Middleton at a garden party....)