If you just leaped out of your chair, saying, "Yes, PB! Yes, that's me!" have I got something for you:
This is Anthropologie's Magpie Chandelier, created from recycled plastic, string, and a variety of found objects (including cat toys?) by the Magpie Art Collective. They mostly do public art; you can read about them here. No two chandeliers are alike (they are not that obsessive, but I kind of wish they were).
Some of that plastic stuff looks like it might be a little bit close to the bulbs, so even if dusting isn't your thrill, this could be a very exciting light fixture to own.
You can get yours for a mere $2,999.95, on sale from $4,800. That seems like a small price to pay for never having a dull moment at home again. It's not my style, but chacun à son goût.