Today's wreath report will come tomorrow. I'm so sore all everywhere that I feel like I've taken a hard-core gym class instead of just standing around decorating wreaths. I don't want to think about wreaths right now. I'd rather think about getting my first massage, although I'm too cheap to do it.
I will think about Harris instead.
I hear that Grumpy Cat is now worth billions, even though he always has the same crabby facial expression. Harris should be even more famous. He has a much broader range of expressions. He's more versatile and can out-grumpy Grumpy Cat when he chooses:
He also knows how to be a Drama Queen: