Saturday, April 11, 2015

The Baby

Harris demonstrates that he is the Littlest Cat in the House, even though Lion is much younger. You can see that Harris is doing everything he can to shrink himself into the smallest possible volume, including narrowing his eyes, scrunching his ears, and curling up his tail. Good work, Harris.

According to Harris, this makes him the DB, or Designated Baby, and he is thus entitled to special treatment, including snuggles, treats, and "private" sessions with the red laser dot.

Harris would get all those things no matter what, because he is also our Most Important Cat. I try to keep everything democratic around here, because I try to believe that all cats are created equal. But this particular truth of Harris's is self-evident. It's indisputable; pointless to argue. All you have to do is look at him to know it for a fact.

1 comment:

  1. Twee is our DB.. she refused to accept that anyone was younger than she


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