For one thing, importing photos on an iPad is a pain. The picture above is old but it's about all this old iPad would show me of Harris. And it won't let me make the photo any bigger.
Also, typing on a screen with autocorrect is annoying.
In my absence, I suggest you devote the time you'd normally waste reading my blog to something more edifying. I am following Harris's lead; I will use my extra time to contemplate his perfection. He finds it endlessly fascinating and it has done wonders for his self-esteem, not that it was ever in jeopardy. Maybe it will have similar benefits for me.
I also plan to read several library books that have been gathering dust. I plan to clean my desk. It's already looking great because I got as far as shoveling all the clutter into two shopping bags, but now I can't find anything. And I think I will get some cake. That's always a good idea.